by Sherry Rehm, Webmaster

Just a little fun for hot summer days. Enjoy!

Let the Little Children Come Unto Me

A group of children were asked questions about the Bible. Here are their responses as written by them, including their incorrect spelling to keep things authentic.

1. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
2. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
3. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
4. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
5. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
6. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
7. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
8. Moses died before he ever reached canada then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of geritol.
9. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
10. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
11. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
12. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
13. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
14. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
15. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
16. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
17. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
18. St. Paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marraige.
19. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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